Sunday, 14 September 2008

Weekend Come

Dear all,

It's the mid autumn festival, isn't it? I don't really know.

A mooncake/mid autumn/Hainanese Association dinner.

People speaking in Hainan dialect or whatever. What do I do when they say something to me? Smile, and laugh. Just follow their facial expressions and you should be in the right path. Throw in a nod or two and walk off smiling.

Eight to nine courses, wine, and lucky draws. Pretty boring stuff.

My weekend. At an end.


Yours truly,
-Another sheep joke please, you ignorant fu@#

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

Road to Sin

Dear all,

The third day in this new work environment.

I believe I never told you about my last work environment--it was quite laid back in comparison to this new one.

During the technical writer stint, I was located at this place--Newmarket--near a large shoppers' area situated adjacent to train tracks. Once in a while, I'll be smoking outside, trainspotting. Located opposite the train tracks from the office is a brewery--more than once in a while, I'll catch that scent of barley and hops, or malt. We may have discussed this in the email. I'm no longer sure if it's either.

My new workplace is off K Road. K for Kangaroo. Hard to believe there's a Kangaroo Road, right? That's because it's not really K for Kangaroo. It's K for Karangahape or something or rather. By now you'll understand the abbreviation to just one letter.

The street is strewn with sex shops, strip bars, restaurants, one laundromat, some other sex shops, and me. I haven't gone to a strip bar before. Maybe one of these days after work, when I have spare change, for appreciation--there isn't a $1 note in NZ. The strippers all have bruises from all the coins thrown at them.

The view? From the office, you can see the water, but it's far; so all you see is flat horizon with glimmering reflections of the sun. And boats and buildings. There's more but it's not that interesting right now. Maybe I'll tell you later when I have nothing to write to you about.

Bye for now. Send your families my regards.


Yours sin-cerely,
-Statue of Liberty.

Monday, 8 September 2008

"In A Nutshell" fine by you?

Dear all,

I could have sworn I updated this. Of course this is the intro--I'm wrong.

With that being said, a missing post here would have read that I was offered employment at this debt collections organisation. I accepted. Today was my first day. In a nutshell.

There is a tennis court on the premises. I don't play the game.

I just did a bit of reading today. With only three hours of sleep the last night, I don't know how I'm still awake. Those four coffees, perhaps.

Oh! Yes. Earlier, I thought my father bought me a car when he registered this Toyota Windom or something. It's one of those luxury older generation cars. Father says that that model has been relegated to the Lexus side of things. It's quite a smooth-riding car too. No pictures. And I was mistaken about the car really being mine as well. ($1,200)


Love,
-Me.